Total Medals Earned: 329 (From 89 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,145 Points
Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/190 points)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (15/190 points)
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Medals Earned: 8/9 (150/200 points)
Medals Earned: 6/28 (50/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/90 points)
Medals Earned: 10/10 (355/355 points)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (25/110 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (30/265 points)
Complete Mew York
Complete Detrout
Complete El Pawso
Complete Los Angelhiss
Complete Mew York on Expert
Complete Detrout on Expert
Complete El Pawso on Expert
Complete Los Angelhiss on Expert
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Play the game (Thanks for the free medal)
Talk with Sly
Get one Gacha Doll
Get 10 Gacha Dolls
Get all Gacha Dolls!
Finish the game!!
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Play Pengu Saves Christmas!
Find and bring 1 star to the exit.
( o ) v ( o )
Beat all 12 levels and save Christmas!
Find and bring 3 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 6 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 9 stars to the exit.
Find and bring every star to the exit.
Eat 80+ treats in a single level.
Finish a level with 0 treats.
Beat a level in less than 10 seconds.
Achieve a stupid amount of horizontal speed.
Beat a level without sliding once.
Don't touch the ground for three seconds.
Die 10 times on a single level.
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Congrats on playing the game
Congrats on beating your previous best!
Halfway there to 50K!
You reached a score of 50K! Impressive!
You've survived an entire 2:30!
You've survived Christmas for an entire 5 minutes
Your first Smackaroo
10 Ants in my PANTS
50 shades of petah
100 tobonkies
250 deaths
500 hand labours
toyota corrolla for 1000
2500 watts
10000 LIVES AT UR HANDS
gal ur punani loud
Play Pico Party
Call A Friend
Let In A Faker
Buy Pizza
Failed To Host A NG Party
Beat The Game
Die for the first time!
Defeat Alucard!
Rage Quit.
Defeat Hanzo!
Defeat Cassandra!
S Rank a Boss!
